If you look closely you might make out a few leaf lettuces, sorrel, oregano, cilantro, parsley, chives, and some radishes along with some other toppings. I know you're jealous. Well, all I can say is get out and find a local farmer and join a CSA in your area, you might come close. Just don't tell anyone in our CSA, they don't start getting delivery for at least another week.
As for the crazy events of the weekend, I bought a motorcycle.
It's not too crazy if you take into account that I have retained my motorcycle endorsement for 15 years sans ride waiting for this moment. It's a 2002 Kawasaki Concours, well used but in pretty good shape. I had to leave it in the capable hands of my friend Seo in Greenville for the week but he is bringing it to me in Chapel Hill on Friday when we go to the Mogwai concert. Pretty exciting at least from this end, more to follow.
Sorry about rubbing my kickass salad in your face, but it really was awesome.